The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemosabe, look towards sky; what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto...
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of Galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologic ally, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent!"
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemosabe, look towards sky; what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto...
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of Galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful, and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologic ally, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent!"
4 comments:
That was a very funny joke. I liked it so much I stole it and put it on my blog. I hope that's ok. I am Amanda's dad and the twins grandpa.
Ha ha hee hee! When are you going to post the joke about the rancher's widow! That one is sure to get a few chuckles! I sure miss you! Hope things are going okay!
No Problem Papa Randy! I love how you are so proud of those beautiful twin grandkids of yours!
I love your daughter too!
ha! that is a good one. thanks for the laugh mom.
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